{"title":"November Picks","description":"\u003cp\u003eA small lineup with big dummy energy: a supervising dad tee, reluctant festive favorites, and a Christmas sweatshirt with attitude. Find your next conversation starter below.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome designs include adult language. Check individual product details, sizing and delivery information before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"im-not-asleep-im-supervising-funny-dad-tee","title":"I'm Not Asleep, I'm Supervising Funny Dad T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eEyes closed. Still in charge. The I'm Not Asleep, I'm Supervising shirt celebrates the dad who can monitor the whole room from his favorite chair.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA little humor for everyday gifting\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA funny dad nap shirt for lazy weekends, family movie nights, or a gift that needs no explanation. 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