{"product_id":"certified-dummy-t-shirt-officially-qualified-to-make-bad-decisions","title":"Certified Dummy Funny Graphic T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eNo exam. No interview. Years of questionable decisions count as experience. The Certified Dummy shirt awards your favorite goofball the recognition they've worked so hard to earn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eA little humor for everyday gifting\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the cheerful Dummy Goods red heart mascot and a playful certification theme, this funny white graphic tee makes an affectionate birthday gift, an inside joke for a best friend, or a badge for someone who never takes themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit; adult unisex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Gildan G500.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: White.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements in inches. Compare the length and flat chest width with a shirt or hoodie you already own. Flat width is not chest circumference.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eChest width, flat (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Avoid ironing directly on the design. Do not use bleach or harsh chemicals. Follow the garment care label.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eMore Dummy Goods\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-gifts-for-friends\"\u003eFunny Gifts for Friends\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrefer a smaller everyday gift? Meet the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/good-morning-dummy-funny-heart-ceramic-mug\"\u003eGood Morning Dummy coffee mug\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dummy Goods","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":49283739287774,"sku":"19g61mvmquvnh","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":49283739320542,"sku":"19g61mvmquvni","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":49283739353310,"sku":"19g61mvmquvnj","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":49283739386078,"sku":"19g61mvmquvnk","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":49283739418846,"sku":"19g61mvmquvnl","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":49283739451614,"sku":"19g61mvmquvnm","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":49283739484382,"sku":"19g61mvmquvnn","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 5XL","offer_id":49283739517150,"sku":"19g61mvmquvno","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0225\/4104\/1741\/files\/ninjapod_media_3348445_563907_00_FRONT.jpg?v=1792873479","url":"https:\/\/dummygoods.com\/products\/certified-dummy-t-shirt-officially-qualified-to-make-bad-decisions","provider":"UNINTENDED","version":"1.0","type":"link"}