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This palm-tree graphic tee features a sandy beach scene, a curling coconut palm, and the playful phrase “DON’T NUT ON ME.” It feels made for beach days, poolside lounging, tropical vacations, and anyone who appreciates cheeky humor with their sunshine. The classic relaxed fit keeps it easy to wear with shorts, swimwear, or jeans, while the crisp black-and-white design brings a vintage surf-shop feel to casual outfits. Printed on a durable Gildan 5000 cotton tee with a smooth surface, comfortable crew neckline, and tear-away label for irritation-free wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Strong, smooth fabric designed for crisp printing\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with a comfortable crew neckline\u003cbr\u003e- Seamless tubular construction reduces fabric waste and improves appearance\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape help maintain shape and durability\u003cbr\u003e- DTG and DTF printing provide detailed, long-lasting graphic designs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind more irreverent designs in \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/range-dummies\"\u003eRange Dummies\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49297179541726,"sku":"19847948661323126005","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Gold","offer_id":49297179574494,"sku":"11927673241473649350","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49297179607262,"sku":"22347694520163673108","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Gold","offer_id":49297179640030,"sku":"11883293918172295774","price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49297179672798,"sku":"24381798176911913925","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Gold","offer_id":49297179705566,"sku":"31846762432988441712","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49297179738334,"sku":"30986586251709062190","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Gold","offer_id":49297179771102,"sku":"14711655601492479578","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49297179803870,"sku":"56982644285387725632","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Gold","offer_id":49297179836638,"sku":"91000834744667989787","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49297179869406,"sku":"22102550213014380959","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Gold","offer_id":49297179902174,"sku":"22788121614763945550","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":49297179934942,"sku":"18790417860053166941","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":49297179967710,"sku":"15166828475750412357","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0225\/4104\/1741\/files\/6450097930514286032_2048.jpg?v=1793072958","url":"https:\/\/dummygoods.com\/products\/dont-nut-on-me-funny-tropical-palm-tree-t-shirt","provider":"Dummy Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}