{"product_id":"family-gathering-survival-uniform-graphic-tee","title":"Family Gathering Survival Uniform Christmas T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eEat. Nod. Leave. The Family Gathering Survival Uniform T-shirt supplies a simple plan for a very long holiday dinner, illustrated with a vintage-style guest making his exit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFor the relative with an exit strategy\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA tongue-in-cheek Christmas gift for siblings, cousins and friends who appreciate family-gathering humor. The joke works at holiday dinners and year-round reunions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eFit, fabric and size guide\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003ch3\u003eClassic-fit Gildan 5000 tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves. Medium-weight fabric: 5.3 oz\/yd² (180 g\/m²). 100% cotton. Choose from the colors and sizes available above.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeasurements are in inches. Chest width is measured flat, not around the body.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eFlat chest width\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eBody length\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"row\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSupplier measurement tolerance: 1.5 in. Compare with a tee you own; availability varies by color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F). Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e\u003cp\u003eExplore more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-christmas-gifts\"\u003efunny Christmas gifts\u003c\/a\u003e. For a gift exchange, check your recipient’s preferences and the event’s rules before choosing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdetails\u003e\u003csummary\u003eManufacturer and safety information\u003c\/summary\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/details\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Natural","offer_id":49296987881694,"sku":"15778279886942520053","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":49296987914462,"sku":"14954926359250960646","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Natural","offer_id":49296987947230,"sku":"14589780595481096482","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":49296987979998,"sku":"61491425277289792044","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Natural","offer_id":49296988012766,"sku":"30205889705667611979","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":49296988045534,"sku":"31497496013132062855","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Natural","offer_id":49296988078302,"sku":"30142222196460698881","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":49296988111070,"sku":"35950353868985163003","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":49296988143838,"sku":"26558119181382912060","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":49296988176606,"sku":"31030687121444400527","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ White","offer_id":49296988209374,"sku":"19627183267896265193","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ White","offer_id":49296988242142,"sku":"71075207428427624932","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0225\/4104\/1741\/files\/6371836460143558447_2048.jpg?v=1793067985","url":"https:\/\/dummygoods.com\/products\/family-gathering-survival-uniform-graphic-tee","provider":"Dummy Goods","version":"1.0","type":"link"}