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Give it for Father's Day, a birthday, or Christmas to the person who insists every nap is really an important supervisory task.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% preshrunk cotton, 5.3 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit; adult unisex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank: Gildan G500.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColors: Black, Military Green.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements in inches. Compare the length and flat chest width with a shirt or hoodie you already own. 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