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Family Gathering Survival Uniform Christmas T-Shirt
$24.99
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Product details
Eat. Nod. Leave. The Family Gathering Survival Uniform T-shirt supplies a simple plan for a very long holiday dinner, illustrated with a vintage-style guest making his exit.
For the relative with an exit strategy
A tongue-in-cheek Christmas gift for siblings, cousins and friends who appreciate family-gathering humor. The joke works at holiday dinners and year-round reunions.
Fit, fabric and size guide
Classic-fit Gildan 5000 tee
Unisex classic fit with a crew neck and short sleeves. Medium-weight fabric: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²). 100% cotton. Choose from the colors and sizes available above.
Size guide
Measurements are in inches. Chest width is measured flat, not around the body.
| Size | Flat chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
Supplier measurement tolerance: 1.5 in. Compare with a tee you own; availability varies by color.
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Use non-chlorine bleach only if needed. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
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Manufacturer and safety information
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Size & fit
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Shipping & returns
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We cover damaged or incorrect items. No size exchanges or change-of-mind returns.
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